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This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

GUESS WHOS GETTING IN SHAPE

This is going to make some fun of out jogging. Can’t wait.

holy shit

This is probably one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard of.

So ready for this

(Source: listeningtociociosan, via dollzwithlargeknives)